{"id":602,"date":"2023-07-11T00:30:39","date_gmt":"2023-07-11T00:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/?p=602"},"modified":"2023-07-11T00:30:40","modified_gmt":"2023-07-11T00:30:40","slug":"disneyworld-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/?p=602","title":{"rendered":"Disneyworld sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It\u2019s not magical &#8211; no matter how many times they say it is. It is as magical as having a pickpocket empty your wallet everyday and giving you back only lost days of your life and a sunburn.  <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I hope someone starts a new theme park that is actually based on some new ideas and real entertainment, not hackneyed recycled flufff from yesteryear. Walt would be so ashamed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s not magical &#8211; no matter how many times they say it is. It is as magical as having a pickpocket empty your wallet everyday and giving you back only lost days of your life and a sunburn. I hope someone starts a new theme park that is actually based on some new ideas and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/?p=602\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Disneyworld sucks<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":604,"href":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions\/604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carson.fenimorefamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}